WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

How many of you feel we (the good old USA) are better off now than before. "Before what?", you ask. Just to make it easy let's say two presidential elections ago or the turn of the century, 2000 a.d. I know there are all kinds of people out there who can flood us with statistical data about how this or that is better or worse but as Mark Twain said, ""There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.", so let's use something each of us can decide for ourselves. Do you feel like things are better now than in 1999? Neither do I and yet I bet you, like myself, feel powerless to do anything about it. One of the precious liberties we have that helps us delude ourselves into the notion that we still have government by, for and of the people (us) is our right to vote. And what do we do with this great tool, not very damn much. The vast majority of political incumbents get re-elected time after time which obviously gives them the delusion that they are doing things right. Well it's time we forced them, and by them I mean every politician in this country, to shed that false impression. How can we accomplish this? Well here is my idea, Vote the Bastards Out! A non-political party based on one simple idea. Make things better or pack your bags. If things are the same or worse next time your name is on a ballot there are gonna be a whole bunch of us saying, "Anyone but you!". I think that should make a big impression on the folks who seem to want nothing more than to get to do exactly what they have been doing for another term or two or twenty. The only good thing about the statis quo is they can only collect their benefits when they stop getting re-elected but with luck we can get that taken care of too. While we're at it why should anyone, bankers or politicians even think about a bonus or a pay raise when the economy makes so many of us worry about having a job today or anything for retirement tomorrow. Think about it folks and work with me to make this blog a constant pressure, like a giant carbuncle on the posterior of every professional politician in this country. Leave your message and when we reach critical mass we will make sure those who have the power know we are watching how they use it and they had damn well better use it to make things better for the average American or they WILL lose it, Democrat, Republican, Whig and Tory alike!

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Vote the Monkeys Out

Psych 101 = VTBO

If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana.
 
As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold water.  After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result ... all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.
 
Pretty soon when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
 
Now, put the cold water away.  Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.
 
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new one.The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment...... with enthusiasm, because he is now part of the "team". Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by the fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.
 
Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the banana.  Why, you ask? Because in their minds...that is the way it has always been! This, my friends, is how Congress operates... and this is why, from time to time: ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.